cuntstache
the day after stubble from shaving around the sn-tch that often causes an unpleasant and annoying scratching feeling. also can be used to describe someone who is irritating.
she got a c-ntstache coming along, that filthy b-tch.
or
stop being such a f-cking c-ntstache!
1 more definition
after giving oral s-x to your girlfriend, wife, or mistress; one may have a ‘c-ntstache’. this is when the saliva or woman juice gets all over your chin and gives you a remarkably slimy goatee. this can in turn, lead to a rash or possibly herpes.
peter: hey dude, you met up with linda last night?
jimmy: yeah man, i gave her oral…
peter: dude you have a rash..
jimmy: oh yeah, that’s my c-ntstache, i need to go to the doctors and check it out.
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