somebody who is both a c-nt and a b-st-rd.
that c-ntstard roger still owes me £50.
the gooey, custard like material that acc-mulates in a woman’s v-g-n- when she is exceptionally aroused.
she had a big dollop of c-ntstard waiting for me.
1. a person who is a b-st-rd and a c-nt. or a mixture of both.
2. misspelt custard.
elsie: any of you guys reckon that new guy at works a c-ntstard?
millie: yeah, who is he?
elsie: my husband, oh and you’re fired b-tch.
frank: hey did you try lisa’s c-ntstard?
derek: that’s my wife, you f-ck! (hits him.)
the female version of c-ck-blocking. “jane is totally c-nt-stunting me!” the female version of “c-ck blocking” typically used for unusually aggressive girls when unwanted attention is being given. “i don’t think i’m going to come out with you guys tonight. i want to enjoy myself and i know if kay is there she’s going to […]
- Cunt Tar
the solidified, black remains of c-nt juice stains. after a rowdy night on the couch, victoria neglected to clean up the mess. after a few months, one could see the c-nt tar stains.
- Cunt Thump
the female equivalent of “tea bagging”. when you least expect it, i’m going to c-nt thump you!
a device like no other. easily identified by it’s considerable length and breathtaking girth. either seen as either a reward or punishment depending on the orientation and tastes of the recipient. 1. excellent work steve, that’ll definitely earn you the masterschl-ng in the office next week. 2. you’re such a c-nt, when we get home […]
- Mauled by Jesus
puts a hangover to shame. very similar, minus alcohol. you could have waken up feeling totally exhausted after a night of hard partying/dancing, so sore in fact the only thing in the known universe that could cause such tremendous discomfort and pain would be jesus mauling you. -next day after party- alex: duuude…that party was […]