cuntstruck
adjective. to be in a state of having an irrational and strong emotional and physical attraction to a woman.
he was so c-ntstruck that he did not see how hideous she was.
usually used by a third party to describe the unusual, changed behaviour of a friend who has fallen head-over-heels in love, and is celebrating that event with prodigious feats of erotic endurance. the third party is, by definition, jealous, and the protagonist is in unashamed and glorious celebration of his new-found partner in outrageous l-st . . .
he’s had his curtains closed all weekend; the shop hasn’t opened – i reckon he’s completely c-ntstruck with that dirty bint from machynlleth . . .
adj. (australian vulg.) a short term psychological condition where a male will willingly forego social opportunities with other males (watching sport, drinking etc.) in order to enjoy s-xual relations with a new female lover.
where’s harry? i thought he wouldn’t miss this (sporting event) for the world!
nah mate, it’s not surprising, he’s totally c-nt struck. he hasn’t left the house for a week. her name’s briony. nice t-ts.
no sh-t?
yeah.
s-xually infatuated with a woman
i was c-nt-struck after seeing thatcher on tv the other night.
(australian slang) when a s-xually deprived bloke who would not normally be interested in a particular woman takes on a sudden obsession with her after any form of s-xual encounter, often as simple as catching a glimpse up her skirt.
why is joe trying to pants that troll?
he got the full view when she stacked it on the stairs and now he’s c-nt struck.
young male preoccupied with s-x to the point of incapacitation
buba was so c-ntstruck,he forgot his office was on pennsylvannia ave!
when a guys completly obsessed with the chick he scr-w-ng. he follows her around like a lost puppy, and can’t notice when she does something wrong.
the story of samson,
“oh no its my wog brothers and all thier lebo mates 😮
and i accidentaly tied you to a weaving loom :(”
he just couldn’t see to get rid of her cause he was the biggest c-nt struck r-t-rd around.
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