lesbian bomb

definition –
when you are about to ask a girl out but she tells you that she is not interested in the male s-x. studies have shown that the female is not really a lesbian but uses the excuse to escape a future relationship.

history –
the first “recorded” lesbian bomb occurred in northern america, somewhere in the early 21st century. a young man attempted to persuade a lovely young lady into beginning a new chapter in both of their lives, but she simply pushed him aside by giving a short lecture on her s-xuality. the young man had all of his hopes and dreams crushed because this particular lady he had sought after for many a moon. it came about that the lady was deceiving the man only because she did not want to be in a relationship with him.

warning to reader –
lesbian bombing can occur under these circ-mstances (but not limited to): 1, you do not know the female very well. 2, the female knows you are going to ask her out and tries to come across as a lesbian. 3, you are friends with the female but she doesn’t know how to tell you that she just wants to stay friends.
example of lesbian bomb.

male: hey, i really like you, i want to be more than a friend.
female: i don’t know what to say to that. i am not as interested in males as much as i am with females.
male: i hate my life, i’m going to kill myself.
female: that’s fine.