cuntswallop


a very obvious lie regarding a s-xual encounter with a girl, usually said in a posh english accent from the 19th century
boy: i f-cked her so hard her p-ssy burst and it came raining out like skittles….i could taste the rainbow.

girl: that’s c-ntswallop, she would never f-ck you.

c-nt lie posh s-xual gossip gossip c-nting

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