cuntusion


often following intercourse with a large african american mule p-ck-r or a large member in general, this is a term denoting v-g-n-l soreness or discomfort post-coitus. c-ntusion can also be sp-wned from very rough s-x or lack of adequate lubrication. following a c-ntision, it is recommended that the v-g-n-l area receive 3-4 days of rest, although this does not preclude external v-lv- play. to expedite the healing process, it is recommended that the female stay at least 50 feet from large african american males. symptoms include swelling, soreness, chafing and discomfort while urinating.
mike 1: yo did you see the latest sixers draft pick?

mike 2: yea man, he looks like a guy that would give my lady a serious c-ntusion.

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