cuntwagon
someone who is such a c-nt, that they are literally the embodiment of a wagon full of c-nts. (people who are c-nts)
gosh, karen, you’re such a c-ntwagon!
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a v-g-n- that is frequently used because men get on and off said c-nt wagon as if it was public transportation.
it can seat three couples.
this c-nt wagon has room for six.
sounds insulting.
used in desperate situations
you’re such a c-nt wagon. go away
1 a vehicle used to try to impress the female gender. usually a hummer, beamer, mercedes etc.
2 an expensive vehicle to compensate for some other shortcoming.
justin was cruising in his c-nt wagon trying to pick up jackie.
a motor vehicle driven by a mack to deliver one of more of his prost-tutes to their -ssignations or distribute his ho’s along his turf; pimpmobile.
“i seen you last night, drivin’ aroun’ in yo’ c-nt wagon.”
“what you say?”
“drivin’ yo’ ho’s in yo’ escalade, puttin’ them out on the curb, like an ol’ time milks man, dealin’ out his bottles o’ cream.”
1. a vehicle owned or driven by a c-nt; see c-nt
therefore a c-nt’s usual form of transportation.
2. a moving vehicle filled with c-nts.
3. a car full of c-nts; see c-nt
4. a small pretentious hybrid vehicle; usually decorated with unbelievably contradicting and or socially -ssociating b-mper stickers, which are usually added to the c-ntwagon purposely to affirm ones c-ntiness.
hey look at that f-cking c-ntwagon, filled those b-tches that think they are hot sh-t.
an especially vial breed of woman. also, an argumentative “tw-t” who has a secret desire to wield a p-n-s.
c-nt wagon was first used in boise, idaho man they called “twig”. he coined to the phrase because no other word(s) would suitably describe the c-nt wagon that he had to work with.
c-nt wagon can be used as a verb, adjective or noun.
noun:
listen closely you f-cking c-nt wagon…. i will not be paying for dinner without first seeing my b-lls upon your chin.
verb:
what happened?! your sister just c-nt wagoned me… the dirty wh-r-.
adjective:
how was football practice? it was c-nt wagonesque….
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