cuntwatulated


c-ntw-tulated: a generic term referring to v-g-n-l ageing. the female genital area usually warms to it’s purpose in the teen years as it officially becomes “p-ssy”, in the late teens to mid twenties it is often referred to as a “puss”, “quim” etc. from the early thirties on, words such as “bearded clam”, “gash” and “tw-t” come into play. from the late forties into the mid fifties, often around the time of menopause, the female gential region goes through the change known as “c-ntw-tulation, and hence, becomes “c-ntw-tulated”
mary was growing older, her desire for s-x had dwindled since she had become c-ntw-tulated in her early fifties, but she still felt the need for s-x every now and then. fortunately this could be quickly forgotten by eating a pound of ice cream.

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