Cup A Joe


1. a cup of coffee. the term originates from former u.s. navy secretary josephus daniels; when daniels banned alcohol from navy vessels, soldiers instead drank coffee and grudgingly came up with the term.
2. a pair of coffee shops in raleigh, north carolina; incidently, both are only a few miles from daniels’ former residence.
1. pour me a cup a joe, would ya?
2. let’s go to cup a joe and get some coffee.
(1) to p-ss in a cup at a concert, overflow it, and continue the stream onto the girl standing in front of you until bladder is empty.

(2) simply put, to p-ss on a girl
(1) “exuse me miss, can i interest you in a cup a joe? (splash)”

(2) “hand me a bottle, that girl in front of us looks like she could use a cup a joe.”

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