Cupcake Butt Muffin
during s-xual activity, this is when one person sh-ts in a paper m-ffin cup and someone else c-ms on it. they both eat the delicious baked good together. sometimes, if it is the right time of the month, the woman may add some of her menstrual blood to make a pinkish frosting, mixed with the man’s ejaculatory juices. it is also likely that the fresh p–p will be hard to eat, so it is common for the m-ffin to be cooled in the refrigerator so it can harden a little. no one has ever actually tried to bake this concoction before, and it is not suggested to do so.
man: i am hungry, would you like to bake some brownies, honey?
woman: how about some cupcakes instead?
man: only if they’re cupcake b-tt m-ffins!
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