Cupcake team


refers to the cr-ppy team many division fbs (i-a) colleges use as a warm-up for their football season and to sell tickets to alumni. teams that fill up on cupcake teams often get fat and lazy, resulting in a thorough -ss-whooping come time for conference games.

every now and then the cupcake wins, prompting a torrent of lulz on every ncaa internet forum. see appalachian state vs. michigan.
vanderbilt is the sec cupcake team.

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