Cupertino Steamer


when apple has a huge event (complete with huge expectations) and they mess it up horribly. it ends with people being completely p-ssed off after their hopes have been shattered.
steve: so the new ipod touch does not have a camera.

everyone: wtf!!! what a cupertino steamer! i can’t believe i was about to give $300 to apple! f-ck the new ipod nano and its pathetic camera!

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