cupid
a person who makes a couple fall in love.
that man was just like cupid!
cupid is the little angel in wings that makes people fall in love but then always screws them over in the end.
cupid made me fall in love then made him take my car my house and my money, thanks cupid you can go suck a d-ck.
the stupid little cherub that graces valentine cards and shoots people with his arrows of love that leave hearts bleeding in the end.
“it was cupid’s hand! i had no choice!”
“don’t you know cupid rhymes with ‘stupid’?”
to describe someone who tries to play off their stupidity as cute
when jane met bobby and asked him that really awkward question, he thought she was being cupid.
a cupid statement would be something like the capital of pennsylvania is capital p.
money.
– man across the street
“yo you got any cupids?”
– my friend
“uhh what?”
– man across the street
“cupids”
cutely stupid / equivalent of dumb blonde
that jessica simpson like comment was cupid.
a person who does very stupid things, a dimwit.
this word is a contraction of “cupid stunt”, who was a character on the kenny everett show in the 1980s. this in turn is a spoonerism of “stupid c-nt”. the expression is used by people who watched tv in the 1980s, usually to describe people who were born after show’s popularity waned and are therefore unfamiliar with the expression.
1: that fellow was playing chicken with the trains on the railway line.
2: what a cupid.
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