Curb Moment
when everything goes wrong for one day, from the hbo series “curb your enthusiasm” – the adventures of larry david, where he is constantly getting himself into sh-t.
when all the problems one inadvertently causes come back to haunt them.
example 1:
phil: wtf? you just spilt my pint, you muppet!
jonathan: sorry, i’m having a curb moment
example 2:
-woman slaps phil-
phil: sh-t, i’m having a curb moment today. i didn’t mean to offend her
same as cye moment. the cast of the show called it “curb” for short.
i had a curb moment in the doctor’s office when i realized the nurse was the person who stole my parking spot earlier. i wanted to say something but i just eluded to the fact that someone took my spot and she didn’t say anything or appologize.
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