cure for cancer


a seemingly impossible accomplishment that everyone wants to see happen, but no one knows how to achieve.
random guy #1 “holy cr-p, budweiser just invented a hangover-free beer!”
random guy #2 “wow. what the h-ll’s next, a cure for cancer?
a medicine which will prevent or reverse the effects of cancer 100%. sadly, it has not been found yet.
1. they are raising money to find the cure for cancer.
2. chuck norris’ tears cure cancer. too bad he never cries.
something that cures cancer.
john stamos’s hair follicles are a cure for cancer, so are chuck norris’s tears.

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