Curofen


a beasting painkiller. made primarily from unicorn tears, curofen is extremely rare. it has magical healing powers and can cure any ailment. side effects include: increased awesomeness and s-xual attractiveness.
fit guy: ‘think im getting swollen glands’
awesome girl: ‘you should try curofen, its the baws of all painkillers’

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