curried dick


the result of a failed rape. the would-be rapist is enticed into oral s-x, at which point the victim promptly severs the p-n-s, with her (or his, whatever) teeth. thus bitten the f-ck off, the p-n-s is stewed with curry, and -ssorted vegetables of your choosing. sharing with the attacker is optional, but hilarious.
touch me again and it’ll be curried d-ck for supper.

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