Curry Attention Deficit Disorder
or cadd
the phenomenon that starts approximately 8 minutes after first tucking into a curry, after the initial taste begins to wear off, you’ve tried all dishes on the table, and you’re left with an increasingly lukewarm curry with the oil separating out around the edge.
once started, cadd generally lasts as long as it takes to mindlessly nibble away the last bit of greasy naan in a zombie like state.
cadd is generally induced by excessive beer consumption reacting against the absorbent naan in stomach and can only be cured by getting the bill and moving on to shots until the volume in stomach subsides.
some people are seemingly immune to cadd and continue to behave in a buzzard-like manner, picking up all scr-ps from the dishes and other people’s plates until the last bit of cold, greasy naan has been devoured.
luca – “what es e wrong paulo?” (spoke in an italian accent)
paul – “i’ve totally got curry attention deficit disorder, i’m flagging dude”
luca – “bloodey h-ll paulo, you and your cadd you should not ev had that 5th pop-e-dom and 3rd tiger beeri you idiot, let’s get some shots in to ease the blockage!”
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