Curry Turban
when in the process of s-xual intercourse, an indian man defecates on your head in a swirling pattern
kishan was having the s-x and gave his partner a curry turban
taking a cr-p in a swirling pattern on a females head during a s-xual encounter to represent a traditional headdress.
“what’s up guys. totally curry turban’d this girl last night!” said kishan while raising his hand for a high five.
(friends walk away)
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