cursexual
curs-xual is a term used for anyone who has d-ck rode and bandwagoned stephen curry so much that curry has become the basis of their s-xuality and life. a curs-xual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you will ever hear. for example “stephen curry is the g.o.a.t” 🙄or “stephanie is better than michael jordan” or “stephen is a better clutch shooter than ray allen” and any other insane, not even logical sh-t they can think of. a curs-xual is literally the most annoying sports fan ever. they weren’t real fans until the 2014-15 season. they will tell you curry is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them 3-1 blown lead, or 0-10 3pt shooting or 1-11 3 point shooting or 1-6 in the fourth quarter of game 7….they will blame his non-existent injuries the media fabricates as an excuse for him instead of giving him any blame. a curs-xual happens to be very sensitive to the feeling, so if you say 3-1 they may have traumatic flashbacks of lebron’s legacy saving block or kyrie’s dagger on curb-tch on the right wing.
curry vs lebron
3-1 leads blown
curry 1
lebron 0
rings
lebron 3
curry 1
final mvps
lebron 3
curry 0 <---------- lmaooooooooo
mvps
curry 2
lebron 4
scoring t-tles
lebron 1
curry 0
points
lebron 27,600+
curry 13,000+
rebounds: lebron
-ssists: lebron
steals: lebron
blocks : lebron
where is the real comparison?
person 1: stephen curry is the greatest basketball player ever!
any person who knows any basketball at all: just stop it, you curs-xual.
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