cursexual


curs-xual is a term used for anyone who has d-ck rode and bandwagoned stephen curry so much that curry has become the basis of their s-xuality and life. a curs-xual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you will ever hear. for example “stephen curry is the g.o.a.t” 🙄or “stephanie is better than michael jordan” or “stephen is a better clutch shooter than ray allen” and any other insane, not even logical sh-t they can think of. a curs-xual is literally the most annoying sports fan ever. they weren’t real fans until the 2014-15 season. they will tell you curry is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them 3-1 blown lead, or 0-10 3pt shooting or 1-11 3 point shooting or 1-6 in the fourth quarter of game 7….they will blame his non-existent injuries the media fabricates as an excuse for him instead of giving him any blame. a curs-xual happens to be very sensitive to the feeling, so if you say 3-1 they may have traumatic flashbacks of lebron’s legacy saving block or kyrie’s dagger on curb-tch on the right wing.

curry vs lebron

3-1 leads blown

curry 1
lebron 0

rings
lebron 3
curry 1

final mvps
lebron 3
curry 0 <---------- lmaooooooooo mvps curry 2 lebron 4 scoring t-tles lebron 1 curry 0 points lebron 27,600+ curry 13,000+ rebounds: lebron -ssists: lebron steals: lebron blocks : lebron where is the real comparison? person 1: stephen curry is the greatest basketball player ever! any person who knows any basketball at all: just stop it, you curs-xual.

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