Curtle
a curtle is created when a cat sh-gs a turtle. there are not many cases, but one outspoken turtle came out of its sh-ll claiming to have been raped by a cat – resulting in a curtle. curtle’s have the main body of the cat, turtle tail and head, with fury turtle legs. the sh-ll is inside it around its heart, so this is one resistant little f-cker – in short, you can drive over it, kick it or even have your r-t-rded half-brother smash it against a tree – it will live on and hunt you down – slowly…
holy freakin sh-t – curtle!
frank…frank! look, its a cat sh-gging a turtle!
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