CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)
cus ,or chapped urethra syndrome, is a condition in which the urethral area is chapped to an extreme level. this chaffed area can be caused by aggressive intercourse, (rough s-x!) ramming foreign objects/animals into the v-g-n-l area, or just being a sl-ttymcsl-t face, you sl-t.
so stop putting that “silver rabbit” into your cooter, and put a d-mn padlock on your sandpaper underground. wh-r-.
cures: not being a hoebag, external creams, not being ke$ha, home remidies, (including cat urine mixed with mayo) waxing your cl-toris, and use a sandpaper/buffer on that badboy.
symptoms: your v-g-n- exploding with puss and green cr-p.
“sh-t. look at this, i might have that “cus (chapped urethra syndrome)” shayshay said she had last week. d-mn porch monkeys and their dirty d-cks!”
“d-mn, this girl i was gonna impregnate has ‘dat “cus (chapped urethra syndrome)”, and p-ss-d all ova my d-ck, yo! i wus like, sh-t cuh, clean dat puss.”
“i’d rather have dat blue waffle sh-t than this cus on my p-ssy. d-mn jews. i wish hitler was around!”
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