cushion lean
the almost imperceptible tilting of the upper body caused by lifting a b-tt cheek off the cushioned seat of a restaurant booth in order to discreetly p-ss gas.
todd: eww, d-mn bro! did you just fart?!
ted: no, wasn’t me, man! it was the dude in the booth behind you. i saw him do a cushion lean right before the stink engulfed us.
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