custache


a custy mustache.
the nasty soft-haired mustache. peach fuzz texture, but dark enough to be seen from far away. usually sported by little white boys trying to be ghetto.
pedro from napolean dynamite has a custache.
prince has a nasty custache.
your 14 year old brother who refuses to shave his upper lip has a custache

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