custard hug
the act of hugging a relative who is visiting, usually on a surprise visit that happened just after you’ve m-st-rb-t-d onto your stomach, leaving no time for cleanup
aunt judy showed up at the absolute wrong time, but i didn’t have time to change so she got a custard hug
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