custard mitten
a cheese subst-tute founded by the kraft family. often included as dry powder in a box of pasta. a custard mitten is the term used for the leftover residue of tapioca gelatin that dries overnight inside a wh-r-‘s v-g-n-. proteins are introduced and the mitten is pasteurized by general custard. in the morning after the custard’s delivery, the mitten walls are scr-ped by the kraft employees (like keebler elves) to collect the flaky dry cheese powder alternative to be re-sold into kraft grocery products.
“general custard, i’m f-cking hungry. get your fingers out of the founding fathers, wipe my wife’s -ss off your gl-sses and get the f-ck into the kitchen to whip me up a delightful custard mitten. you’ll find my daughter waiting in the kitchen for your delivery.”
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