Custard Surprise
a custard surprise is when a guy is getting s-xually stimulated (usually by a partner or partners) and, to his surprise, ends up with a powerful -rg-sm and shoots j-zz that surprises even him.
yo, man, i was getting t-t f-cked by my girl for a long -ss time but i did a custard surprise. it was awesome!
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