custard
a dish made of milk, eggs, flavoring, and sometimes sugar, boiled or baked until set.
f-ck you, i asked for custard, not bl–dy mayonnaise. (link added becuase most of you probably think mayonnaise is s-m-n.)
seminal male -j-c-l-t-
“she’s got custard dripping down her face”
“would madam like custard on her buns?”
a portmanteau of customer and r-t-rd.
i had to quit my job at mcdonald’s because i couldn’t handle the d-mn custards.
someone who is a bit of a c-nt and a bit of a b-st-rd.
that doorman is a right f-cking custard!!
coined in vancouver wa, it is a local term to indicate and ridicule a person who is bald on top of their head. it is also an alternative to the weak term “skullet.” the only notable celebrities to correctly rock the custard are reggie bannister, of the phantasm films, and hollywood hulk hogan. calling them a custard is a compliment.
that custard better watch his step, or i’ll turn his wife and kids into custards too.
when you have been turned down by a woman. similar to receiving a custard pie in the face
“ha ha custard m8 she didn’t like you”
1. a snack that is best served with jelly from you school canteen.
1. could i please get a cup of jelly with custard.
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