custardfuck
a rediculous exclamation used by people who don’t know the difference between the word custard (a delicious pudding-like treat) and cl-ster (a gathering or m-ss).
megan: there was a custardf-ck of scene kids downtown last friday.
morgan: custardf-ck? megan, you are one beautiful but silly gosling.
1.a custard f-ck is when a man or women rubs custard all over the other s-x partner and starts f-cking them. the heat from the bodies cause the custard to turn into milk.
custard types
1. vanilla
2. chocolate
3. swirl
gerald bought custard from rita’s and went home to custard f-ck his girlfriend.
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