Custardio


spanish-esque slang for residue left on womens knickers after a couple of days use. used mostly in song
smelly dirty b-tch, bet she’s got some custardio.
-song- ‘custardio, woo oh oh oh, cust-ard-io, woh oh oh oh’

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