custodial scepter
the toilet brush or the mop or the broom. similar to the ornamented staff carried by important peeps as a symbol of sovereignty and status; the tool of the custodial trade is the emblematic baton borne by anyone cleaning up the cr-p others left behind. unlike the ornamented staff carried by dignitaries and the like, the custodial scepter is actually useful.
julia spun her custodial scepter in a perfect circle scrubbing the resistant residue from the porcelain altar of excretion relief. her toilet would be clean before company arrived by gosh!
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