Food masochist
when u eat food ur body cant handle or eat food that is too spicy/salty/sweet etc but you still eat it bc ! u hate urself anyway and 2 u dont give a sh-t
“im such a food m-s-ch-st!!!”
“a what”
“i ate ice cream yesterday but im lactose intolerant so i shat my brains out!!!”
#s-xual #not s-xual im kidding #food #m-s-ch-st #masochism
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