Custom Shoe Size


the insertion of a male’s foot into a female’s v-g-n- while the girl is extremely trashed, whereas the man will then walk around using the female as a shoe
“man, these shoes never seem to fit!!! i think i will take mary’s offer of giving her a custom shoe size.”

“i had s-x with you mom last night!!!”
“oh yeah?!! well i gave that b-tch a custom shoe size!”

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