Customer

an incredibly stupid person. these people are often found in department and grocery stores and show no signs of common sense. many times they can be rude, cruel, and obnoxious.
this store has too many horrible customers ruining our job.
barely sentient, shambling creature. close relative of the zombie. generally seen in vicinity of h-ssled shop staff, shaving points of their iq with inane banter.
“excuse me, where are your dan brown books?”
moving thing that annoys the sh-t out of me
“g-d, why won’t these customers leave?”
some of the time, they can be very nice. most of the time, unfortunately, they are pieces of sh-t that want you to bend the rules just for them. if they complain to your boss, don’t bother telling your side of the story because you just can’t win.
customers make my work life horrible.
smart–rs- -know-it alls who go into other people’s work places of an evening such as restaurants and tell waiter-staff how to do their jobs and the chefs how to cook and mainly cause havoc and distess, after they knock off from their own jobs becasue of their little lives. sometimes customers are know as “the little people” for the naivity and demonstrations of brainless behaviour and overall dumbness.

they sit there -rs-s down wherever they like without having the common decency of finding the maitra’ d and get p-ssed off when they are removed from the reserved table.

when/if unsatisfied with thier meals, they don’t want the problem to be solved, but prefer to make smart–rs- remarks about the food.

they also go by a huge range of dereogotory terms genearted by frustrated kitchen staff and waitstaff. customers defeat their own purpose.
“i thought we could sit here” or “why can’t we sit here?” (may also put up a battle)

forget what they ordered

p-ss up/pile up plates, despite it being bad etiqutte, throwing off “the gameplan” and smashing things in the process and then saying some dumbsh-t thing like: “i should let you do it, eh”? well, f-ck!

make unnecessary remarks such as

customer 1: “i wouldn’t feed that to my dog”- meanwhile the meal is perfect.

come in a wide varity of cl-sses: “working cl-ss”- the most thuggish and threaten to bash you.

“the middle cl-ss”- the biggest whingers, tell you how to do your job. these f-ckwit customers also don’t know what it is like to be loaded up with plates and unable to move cheap grog out of the way. sometimes they think that they are helping, but just f-ck up the game plan resulting in an extra trip or worse, broken plates etc.

“yuppies/ upper middle cl-ss” customers- will give you the blow by blow of how to do your job. they must also give every single f-cken metaphor and simile in the f-cken thesaurous to demonstrate how disatified with the food, the tempreture of the room and b-tch about the wine, in which the bar staff can do nothing about. these f-ckwits want the problem to be solved even less than the middlecalss and won’t be satisified until your blood is on their hands. these are also known as c-ntfaces
see c-nt
internet customers are c-nts.
not to beat a dead horse, but: myopic halfwit who runs the gamut of annoying from limp p-ssivity to on crack. infamously fancies himself always right. all because of that stupid saying.
customers are so stupid, sometimes i forget they have feelings.