cut off

when someone suddenly drives in front of u by changing lanes, endangering ur life and the lives of ppl around u. if u are ever cut off then it is ur duty to follow the laws of the road.
1) kill the m-th- f-cka b4 he kills someone else
2) run away, cause police r unfamiliar with the code
3) most importantly, u must cool down and remain calm. u cant shoot a gun with unsteady hands
guy1) dude that guy just cut me off!
guy2) remember the code

guy on news) some r-t-rd got killed today. this should teach u guys not to cut people off
to stop supplying alcohol to an obviously inebriated person.
we had to cut off mike when he started puking on the dance floor.
“cut offs” or “cut off jeans” are the names that are given to jeans that have been cut, usually d.i.y, into shorts. they can be loose or they can be tight,and the length of the cut offs generally does not go past the knee. they can be worn by both guys and girls and typically are made from old pairs of jeans or jeans bought from a second hand clothing store.
“sweet cut offs did you make them yourself?”
to break up with (dump) or stop dating or talking to someone.
time to cut off all my old broads and get some new freaks.

“cut my ex-girl off cause she broke my last phillie”–grand puba
1. to stop sharing with.
2. to ignore.
james, you’re cut off.
in the card game of poker: the person who is to the right of the dealer. in casual games the player in this position gets to pick one half off the deck, as a “security check” after the cards are shuffled. also known as to “cut off” of the deck.
– did you really raise with queen jack into the big stack?

– yea, but everyone folded before me and i was in the cut off, so i wanted to gain position.
possibly the worst and most uncomfortable poo after the “jaggy”. your having a nice plop, and all of a sudden, the phone rings, or the doorbell goes, and the brown rock is halfway out your r-ct-m, and it gets “cut off”, leaving the other half hanging out of your black tunnel (-n-s). it then smudges in your pants, and besides being really uncomfortable, it also makes you stink. (btw its never happened to me!)
-un-zips trousers and sits on bog-
-m-ssive fart noise- “aaahhhh that feels good”
-doorbell rings-
“sh-t! my girlfriend! uh oh im gonna have a r8 cut off now”

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