cut the cheese
to fart. have you ever noticed a smell at the dinner table, thought someone had farted, and then saw someone cutting a new cheese?
pooo! someone’s cut the cheese!
(v.) to fart.
who cut the cheese? oh, nevermind, elitist just walked in the room.
to p-ss gas, or to fart.
the term was originated when someone sliced
into a new wheel of cheese, but most likely
a brick of limburger cheese… which stinks
terribly despite it being fresh cheese.
(if you had smelled limburger cheese before,
you know what i’m talking about!)
daryl: aww man! whooo!!! who cut the cheese?!
mich-lle: owen, man, get outta here, you funky b-st-rd!
owen: hey, i didn’t fart! d-mn it, i didn’t!!
later…
daryl: what’s that smell…?
mich-lle: (looking innocent) i don’t know.
daryl: oh! oooo!! girl, you got the car all
stanky! roll down those windows, you lyin’ ho!
to fart;let out gas
instead of saying so imporperly “did you fart?” yo ask “did u cut the cheese”
“hey charles did you cut the cheese cause it smells like &%$@”
1) to fart
2) to cut into a large piece of cheese
billy-bob cut the cheese.
when some one farts.
who cut the cheese
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