cut your head off
an insult used in new zealand and austraila. apparently telling one to cut one’s head off is a bigger shot to the b-lls than calling one a b-gg-r.
american: might as well cut your head off
aussi: what did you just say ta me?
-ameircan has his -rs- handed to him.-
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