Oral Fistfuck
(awr-uhl-fist-fuhk) noun
1. the act of forcing one’s enclosed fist into another person’s gaping mouth for s-xual arousal and pleasure.
2. a brutal death metal band from switzerland.
3. a track by slovakian brutal death metal band ‘sanatorium’, featured in their alb-m, “celebration of exhumation.”
“these guys are from switzerland and they’re called ‘oral fistf-ck’… now there’s an activity i would not suggest to come up with at a first date.” – ed veter, under the youtube username ‘infidelamsterdam’.
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