cute as a bug’s ear
cute in a family way; the way homer simpson describes lisa simpson to her in “lisa the beauty queen” in season 4 of the simpsons, one of the sweetest shows ever. for a female to say about an unrelated male would be to call that guy completely queer. for a guy to say about an unrelated girl would be for the boy to call himself completely gay. for a male to call a related male cute as a bug’s ear would be messed up.
daughter: i’m ugly
father: no you’re cute as a bug’s ear
daughter: dads have to say that
father: dad, am i cute as a bug’s ear?
grandfather: no
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