Cute Puppy Syndrome


1. when you see a puppy that is really cute that you want to squeeze the life right out of it.

2. not being able to control yourself around a cute puppy.

related to cute baby syndrome
1. person: (petting a cute puppy a little too vigorously and hugging it)
puppy’s owner: okayyy, get away from my dog, weirdo.

2. person 1: such a cute puppy! (playing with puppy while making several inappropriate sounds. dog may be licking face or trying to run away)
person 2: i think you have cute puppy syndrome

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