Cute shoes
1. the shoes you’ve been looking for/will go with everything/you have to have.
2. the meaning of life.
3. perfectly logical excuse for wearing shoes that may be uncomfortable.
two friends walking in the mall, on a quest for the perfect pair of heels. when p-ssing a window, one of the females pauses mid-sentence and stares aimlessly into the gl-ss.
” stacy…get the checkbook. cute shoes. “
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