cuteafied
a term used when you have been struck by the cuteness of another person.
their level of cute has d-mn near killed you.
you find their cuteness endearing and overwhelming…
me : ” omg carolina, i’ve been cuteafied..”
carolina: ” who is he?”
me: ” that guy steve at work… he’s so d-mn cute.. im gonna ask him out..”
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