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this is a guy who really cares about you and makes you feel beautiful inside and out. he does the cutest things ever and is the most kind guy that you will ever meet. he has flaws but no one cares because his amazing att-tude shines through anyway. he is an amazing boyfriend that doesn’t want a short relationship but a long and meaningful one.
oh look it’s cutler with all those ladies!
to quit in the middle of an important endeavor, activity or game where defeat is imminent with an imaginary injury, malaise or made up condition
you’re buddy refuses to go out because his wife won’t let him: “don’t go cutler on me, man!”

– a person unable to finish his workload because he’s too tired: “i don’t want to cut the gr-ss today. i think i’m gonna go cutler on it.”

greg: “c’mon, man. finish your beer.”

luke: “i can’t. i’m gonna hurl.”

greg: “don’t go cutler on me, man. finish your beer.”
“cutler”

cut´ler: origin–jay cutler, nfl chicago bears quarterback 2009-present.

(verb): 1.) to wuss out, particularly in compet-tive situations; 2.) to give up or quit an important task, especially with an air of ambivalence or even arrogance; 3.) to feign an injury or disability to avoid an uncomfortable task.

(noun): 1.) a person who frequently cutlers; 2.) a person who abandons his friends or co-workers in a critical situation.
verb:

1.) “are you going to finish this pie-eating contest, or are you going to cutler on me?”

2.) “he completely cutlered the presentation to the condo board; he handed it off to mandy and the board is considering removing him from the building.” “yeah, but the board is just as gutless as he is—they’ll never kick him out.”

3.) “fred cutlered a hernia so he wouldn’t have to help his girlfriend move into her new apartment.” “yeah, but she’s so hard up she’ll never dump him.”

noun:

1.) “i really expected that gus would show to do my brain surgery, but he bailed on me and mandy is going to do it instead.” “i told you not to rely on him—he’s been a cutler as long as i have known him.”

2.) “the walking dead are surrounding us, and gus is the only one who knows how to work the eliminator, but he ran away.” “yeah, the guy pulled a complete cutler; have mandy do it.”
to cutler – verb – to quit in the middle of an important endeavor, activity or game where defeat is imminent with an imaginary injury, malaise or made up condition. inspired by the antics of jay cutler, chicago bears qb, during the 2010 nfc championship game against the green bay packers.
yo homie, i was playing madden against my boy and i cutlered and told him i had diarrhea…
n. that which is inherently ridiculous. v. to cutler; to behave in a surreal manner.
i climbed into my friends bedroom at four in the morning wearing deelyboppers, a nappy and a three-foot long cross pendant, and proceeded to slap him about the face with a fresh trout while jigging and shouting “orinoco!”. i therefore cutlered my friend.
abbreviation of “couple of” – definition has expanded to refer to anything of more than one unit. founded and promoted by the chapman.
now we know there is 10 people going to the party. lets order a cutler taxis in a cutler hours time.
a cutler is to awake in the morning with unreasonably scruffy hair. it is most notable toward the back of the head as people that suffer from the cutler are pr-ne to having very little hair at the front.

symptons of waking with a cutler often include laughing at ones own impressions and being overly fascinated with the scent of cinnamon.
john: man, you look like you slept in a hedge last night!!

steve: i know, i’ve got a right cutler going on. ha ha ha ha ha ha! lord ‘ave mercy. ha ha ha ha
this ‘slang’ is often used toward:

-someone housing multiple dissorders that it is remarkable the person can even function, never mind attempting anything close to normality.

-someone who has thin family ties; probable a father figure is not/was not retainable.

-someone who self harms for any escuse that cl-ssifies as ‘invalid’ and\or ‘infadel’.

-someone who does not obtain consistancy or morals or any shape or form.

-someone with no ‘grey areas’.

-someone selfish to the extreme level; handing out selflesness as a ‘reward’ for aposing selflesness.

-someone probable to being a follower of jesus or attempting to meet religious ‘requirements’.

-someone with a high probability of being/formaly being s-xualy har-ssed or creating fictional traumatic insidences.

-someone housing extreme vanity; destructive.

-if you know a person who relates to majority defined, then it is now exclusive; you know a ‘cutler’.-
“that’s so cutler.”
“we should just start calling you cutler.”
“g-d, i can’t stand how cutler you are being.”
“cutler, hmmf.”
“i don’t asociate with cutlers.”ect.

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