cutthroat hipster
a hipster that is way too hipster compared to other hipsters, therefore causing compet-tion. loves to talk about how hipster and “not mainstream” he/she is. usually found in san francisco and nyc. they have abandoned their sense of ident-ty to fit a trend, competing to be the ultimate hipster.
trisha is so cutthroat hipster. yesterday she was mad because her hipster music was on pop-radio, which caused her to find new music to be more hipster than the other hipsters.
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