the act of giving your partner a paper cut in and around her v-g-n-, and then giving it to her.
hey jim, i was just cutting the paper with candice, and i came in two seconds.
- maybe later
a slightly less (or more) d-ck way of saying “no f-ck-ng way.” “hey man wanna come over later and catch dancing with the stars?” “maybe later.” “you f-ckin’ d-ck.” maybe never. often used by females to kindly reject someone. do you want to come over? maybe later. (no) usually said by females, maybe males. when […]
handsome hip cool great sweet nice awesome any positive adjective maxzammitt helped the old lady carry her groceries to her car. he is sooo maxzammitt
- bernie macking
to provide woman with a s-xual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn’t get theirs. “i got mine, you should have got yours”. from the kings of comedy tour. i said to my wife, “how about a some bernie macking tonight?…she says cool, i will get the […]
inability to do two things at the same time dualitis is when people can’t walk and chew gum at the same time. “i can’t listen to you and do work, i have dualitis.”
- f*cking that chicken
to continue doing a menial task that offers little reward. made famous by a live-news-television slip by a new york fox anchor ernie anastos in september 2009. “are you going to the hockey game tonight?” “no, i have to work late again tonight at the 7-eleven.” “well, keep f-ck-ng that chicken.”