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• banker's bulge

  when a man gets an erection after sitting down for a prolonged period of time and has had no mental or physical arousal whatsoever. named for how bankers do a lot of sitting. i’m just waiting for the banker’s bulge to go down. it’s quite embarr-ssing.

• chasing kitty

  a term that represents a males pursuit of casual s-x. “kitty” is used as a milder term for “p-ssy” when used in this context. my life mainly consists of two things : drinking beer, and chasing kitty.

• rug-chomping

  a crude term for eating v-g-n-. rug-chomping can also be used as a derogatory term for lesbian s-x acts. “man, that rug-chomping dyk–bat gets more p-ssy than i do. my life sucks.” “i didn’t see joe at all yesterday, he was rug-chomping that wildebeest from the club all night.”

• put some cheese on it

  the less profane way of saying “put some cheese on that b-tch”. to make something better, as in putting a slice of cheese on a hamburger. to “do it up” in a celebratory manner. james: “wow! i can’t believe he made that jump, and added a 360 spin.” jesus: “he put some cheese on it!”

• foreplay is to sex like waiting in line is to a movie

  enough already let’s f-ck. do me right now. get on with it. she was kiss kiss tell i said hey foreplay is to s-x like waiting in line is to a movie

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