cuzzi’n world


based off of the famous cruis’n world racing video game from 1996 and the cruis’n series, cuzzi’n world is a video game or real life trip of cuzzin around famous cities and landmarks around the world. it involves racing your friends or other cuzzi hoppers (jacuzzi hoppers) across a city or region’s jacuzzis on various continents around the world. the first person or team to hop 10 cuzzis in a city or region wins first place for that city or region. to advance to the next location, an individual or team must hop 10 jacuzzis. every individual or team is given a cuzzimobile to travel to the next location or next jacuzzi in a region or city. it is a global initiative.
guy 1: yo we won the cuzz’in usa series and were cuzzin world now. cuzzi’n world!!

guy 2: yeeeeaaaaaaa!!!!!!

guy 2: yo is the final location of cuzzi’n world at the aquatic fortress that is the bartrams in florida?

guy 1: yo it is. the bartrams. the legend of the bartrams. rumor has it that 3 men infamously infiltrated the bartrams and hopped every aquatic facility in the legendary area.

guy 2: yo lets beat the other teams there!

guy 3: yeeeaaa!!! cuzzi’n world!!! the world!!!

guy 1: yo the global cuzzmanity! cuzzunity!! unification through cuzzin!!

guy 2: cuzzi’n world!!! global cuzzin!!

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