Cuzzle-sack
verb: (to cuzzle-sack) the act of placing your arm around someone, hopefully one of some relation to you, just to distract them from the fact that you are going for a sneak touch of their danger zone
adjective: (cuzzle-sacker) 1. someone who is overly flirtatious or promiscuous, 2. a person whose level of douche has reached maximum, 3. a sleazy-looking individual
noun: (cuzzie) 1. someone who partakes in excessive amounts of cuzzle-sacking, refer to the above
noun: (cuzzfest) 1. a group of individuals who look like they have a penchant for cuzzle-sacking, 2. a suspicious group of individuals who look too close to be just “good friends”, 3. a sketchy party in which hooking up is the main objective
noun: (cuzzle) a discreet word for the natural state of a woman’s privates.
verb:
“so what happened on your movie date last night?”
“he totally took me to a tear-jerker so that he could cuzzle-sack me for half of the movie.”
adjective:
“wow, that faux-hawk couldn’t make you look like any more of a cuzzle-sacker right now.”
noun:
1. “he did it like 4 times in a row, with 4 different girls, he’s most definitley king cuzzie.”
2. “how was the party?” “all they had to drink was triple sec and there was thongs all over the floor…so basically it was a total cuzzfest.”
3. “are you going to get a bikini wax?” “you know, i’m thinking about letting my cuzzle, just be.”
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