CV fetishist
a person, who focuses his entire life solely on his cv. a cv fetishist will only perform activities, that will end up benefitting his cv and refrain from actions that are of no interest to the potential employer.
many a cv fetishist has been spotted performing s-xual acts while stimulating himself with his cv.
due to the invisible hand, this kind of selfish behaviour is typically good for society.
person 1. :what has jack been doing lately?
person 2: jack is spending a semester in kenya, building a school in the local community.
person 1: i thought he hated negros.
person 2: yea, but he figured it looks good on a cv. he’s kind of a cv fetishist.
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